greetings and good day. it has come to my attention that the day that is today, February the 15, also known as Annoy Squidward Day to those who watch a cartoon about a sponge that began airing in 1999, has, in a prior complete rotation of the Earth to the Sun, been known as the day that of which you first saw light using colors that rebound off of objects because of a certain separation from the organ that creates offspring in the individual whomst underwent the required acts in order for this event to take place. this is what is known as birth. the day of which this birth takes place, along with the years following, is known as a birthday. this activates a specific area of my brain to receive chemicals that generate a positive feeling.